Kids say the darndest things. That鈥檚 why America鈥檚 classrooms are full of unfiltered hilarity.
While teachers often work to quell students鈥� silliness, they sometimes have to stop and laugh along.
Like this teacher who felt cute, only to be roasted by her students:
Here at 91直播, we love when educators share some of their students鈥� best quips. So recently, we for even more. What we got back was a mix of cute, creative, and cringey one-liners.
Below is a roundup of some of those responses:
Thanks for the compliment?
鈥淎 student once came up and hugged me and took a big whiff and said I smelled so good... like tacos!!鈥�
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鈥淚 love you like my mom, but not in a weird way.鈥�
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鈥淵ou鈥檙e just like my grandma, she is round and squishy too.鈥�
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Ouch
鈥淭he year was 1996. I wore a turtleneck, and the first kid walking into class said that I looked like roll on deodorant.鈥�
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鈥淒id you do that to your hair or is it just bed head?鈥�
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鈥淒id you know anyone who was on the Titanic?鈥�
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Hilarious observations
鈥淲hy is my forehead crying? (he was sweating)鈥�
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鈥淚 was playing a lot of Adele, and one of my 11th graders came up to me, real serious, and said, 鈥楳s. Carter, who hurt you? Do you need to talk about it?鈥� 鈥�
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A little too much information
鈥淥ne of the students told me that he was going to give his Granny one of his teeth because she only has four teeth.鈥�
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鈥淲e were discussing nocturnal animals and I had a student raise their hand and say, 鈥楳y dad is nocturnal.鈥� 鈥�
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鈥淒addy slept on the couch last night.鈥�
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